thepigeongazette:

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

crockpotcauldron:

alx-972:

nadhie:

nadhie:

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

babyanimalgifs:

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

lyndsayfaye:

roane72:

I have one of these!

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

helloitsbees:

bubbagumps:

► Film Facts
➛ Grease (1978)
ღ Elvis Presley died the day this scene was filmed

rizzo fucking killed him

libertarirynn:

madlori:

reddit-tales:

Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

Plot fucking twist.

I thought her kid was a budding serial killer.

assassinationtipsforladies:

greelin:

greelin:

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

justjames:

The older I get the more I understand Britneys 2007 breakdown

bobbelcher:

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Don’t normally post such personal shizz but I would really appreciate some following on my acting instagram account! Online portfolio is so important for university and the more followers the better! 💗 #instagram #performing #char_murphy_performing_ #followers #Prep #UniLife

suphix:

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